pull ass

what a mack does when his game is tight

"Look at Dave, he's really pullin some ass tonight!"

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004

excuses are like asses

1) everyone has an excuse, or reason, for doing what they did, most of the time it's a ficticious on-the-spot excuse, you can tell it's b.s.
2) and old saying reiterating the above

excuses are like asses...everybody's got 'em and most of the time they stink...

by Kid Nebraska May 23, 2004