Keyboard Fucker's definitions

qwertyuiopasdfghjklxnv

You're so fucking bored. How are you so bored? Like, it has to be impossible for you to be this god damn bored. Holy shit.
Type the first two top lines of letters on a standard Qwerty keyboard, then press x, n, then v

Guy 1: I'm bored qwertyuiopasdfghjklxnv
Guy 2: Damn bro you are bored

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021

qetuoadgjlzcbmwryipadgjlzcbm

When you're doing homework, but do not know what to type, so you type every other letter key on your keyboard, then type the rest of the untouched letter keys in proper order.

Guy 1: qetuoadgjlzcbmwryipadgjlzcbm
Guy 2: What the fuck?

by Keyboard Fucker September 30, 2021

Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights

Bri'ish chips

Guy 1: You call these things chips? Instead of Crispity Crunchy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N' Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubly Delights? Rather a bit cringe, innit bruv?
Guy 2: wtf

by Keyboard Fucker January 10, 2022

Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights

A word used for what Bri'ish people call chips.

Bri'ish guy: So you call these things "Chips"? Instead of Crispity Cruncy Munchie Crackerjack Snacker Nibbler Snap Crack N Pop Westpoolchestershireshire Queen's Lovely Jubily Delights? Rather bit cringe, innit bruv?

Other guy: What

by Keyboard Fucker September 28, 2021