Definitions by Kevlar Vest

Elden Ring 

A 2022 action role-playing game developed by FromSoftware and published by Bandai Namco. The game has been appraised and criticized for its immense difficulty especially towards people new to the SoulsBorne genre. The game has been compared to it’s predecessor the DARK SOULS trilogy.

1 - “Hey dude. Have you played Elden Ring yet?
2 - “Yeah. I’m still stuck on the first boss. The game is really hard.”

Elden Ring by Kevlar Vest August 8, 2022

Steven Universe 

A show about gay crystals and some kid with a rock shoved inside of him

Person 1 - "Hey have you seen Steven Universe? It's so cool!"

Person 2 - "Never speak to me again."

Steven Universe by Kevlar Vest December 19, 2021