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Shooblits (n): The instant change in density while pooping. Usually going from rather solid poop to instant mud, usually a result of consuming too much coffee.
"I got the shooblits after going through that 20lb bag of french roast."
"I would love to come over and watch mythbusters with you otday Susie, but I have shooblits."
"Back in 'nam, everyone had shooblits."
"I would love to come over and watch mythbusters with you otday Susie, but I have shooblits."
"Back in 'nam, everyone had shooblits."
by Kevin the Poop Slayer March 16, 2013
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