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Vagometer
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A
multi
-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture,
friction
, depth,
pressure
, tempurature and emotional intensity simultaneously.
The enthusiatic
grip
she had
on my
vagometer indicated she was having
a good time
.
Vagometer
by
Kevin Rose
December 18, 2002