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Vagometer
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A multi-scale measuring device. Capable of measuring moisture, friction, depth, pressure, tempurature and
emotional
intensity
simultaneously
.
The enthusiatic
grip
she had
on my
vagometer indicated she was having
a good time
.
Vagometer
by
Kevin Rose
December 18, 2002
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