Definitions by Kevin Jahn

FUNKe

Registered trademark for a manufacturer of t-shirts featuring everything from smart ass slogans to cutting edge graphics. Presently being sold at Unreal Skateshop in Somerville NJ, Middlesex Army Navy Middlesex, NJ. Lehigh Valley Army Navy Whitehall, PA and retailers across the US too numerous to list.

"Dude you need to see the new FUNKe stuff at UNREAL.

FUNKe by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006

muffin top 

The roll of fat that slumps over the waistband of too tight lowrider jeans.

"That girl is cute but look at that muffin top."

muffin top by Kevin Jahn June 11, 2006