Kermit the Bear's definitions

noogy

The idea that a noogy is rubbing someone on the head is incorrect that is a dutch rub. Anyone who has ever watched Classic Saturday night live knows that a noogy is given by making a fist and extending the knuckle of the middle finger so it sticks out a bit then rapping someone on top of the head with it. This from the classic bits where Bill Murray and Gilda Radner played nerdy schoolkids.

Dude1: What's the matter?
Dude2: that ass Bobby just got a running jump and gave me a flying atomic noogy. I think I might have a concussion.

by Kermit the Bear September 22, 2005

rake

In Casino Poker the (small usually) amount that the house takes from the pot.

The rake over at that place is $1 out of every $20 in the pot.

by Kermit the Bear July 8, 2005