Kermit soup suck's definitions

dream hoodie

Something a virgin wears, an ugly piece of clothing

Person 1 “did you see Barthalamuel’s dream hoodie?”

Person 2 “Yeah no wonder he lives in his mom’s basement.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

hottenstein

Both someone who is hot and similar to Einstein in the sense of smarts.

Person “I wish I was a hottenstein with brains and sexiness all the girls and guys *wink* would love me.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022

2mm defeater

A small penis that somehow has the capability to impress many women.

Woman 1 “God have you seen Sam’s penis?”
Woman 2 “Oh my it was so beautiful and cute!”
Sam “Quite the schmuck I have right lil old 2mm defeater.”

by Kermit soup suck July 8, 2022