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Definitions by Kendal Boy

spasmgasm 

An involuntary bodily spasm resembling the pleasant sensation of an orgasm in another part of the body that would not usually experience orgasm.

adjectival derivatives:

spasmgasmic
spasmgasmical
spasmicgasmic
spasmicalgasmical
I am having a spasmgasm in my neck!
spasmgasm by Kendal Boy March 7, 2008

Chernobylesque 

/chyuh-NOB-uhl-ESSK/

1. The state of something being strange, abnormal or mutated to the point of resembling the environmental mutations that were a consequence of the Chernobyl radiological disaster.
2. Denoting something as unusually irregular in regard to it being contrary to its natural or standard genetic form. For example a peculiarly looking vegetable; a striking multi-coloured blossom tree which has been artificially grafted by horticulturists in an attempt to make it aesthetically “better”; a fruit tree which produces more than one breed of the same fruit as a result of being grafted in this way.
1. My! That misshapen potato is strange looking . . .
it’s somewhat Chernobylesque.
2. I feel the resulting genetically modified sheep were rather Chernobylesque.
3. A ginger haired person of oriental ethnicity you say? That’s quite Chernobylesque.
Chernobylesque by Kendal Boy March 6, 2008

veganescent 

/VEEG-uhn-ESS-uhnt/

adjective:
1. In regard to something (usually a person) being vegan . . .
2. especially in the sense of a vegan feeling they are enlightened and illuminated as a result of being vegan.

noun: veganescence
1. I am fully veganescent and therefore morally superior to you.
2. No meat comes into my body . . . like I’m totally veganescent now.
veganescent by Kendal Boy March 6, 2008