Definitions by Ken Singelby
Chinese Air Mail
After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.
She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
Chinese Air Mail by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007
Feburaries
Feburaries by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007
Funsies
When someone you are not attracted to tries to un-button your pants against your will with intentions of seeing some cock. May involve large amounts of alcohol.
Person #1 "Wanna go have some funsies?"
Person #2 "Whats funsies?"
Person #1 Goes for zipper
Person #2 "WTF?!!?!?" Runs away
Person #2 "Whats funsies?"
Person #1 Goes for zipper
Person #2 "WTF?!!?!?" Runs away
Funsies by Ken Singelby February 13, 2007