After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.
She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.
by Ken Singelby April 05, 2007
by Ken Singelby April 05, 2007
When someone you are not attracted to tries to un-button your pants against your will with intentions of seeing some cock. May involve large amounts of alcohol.
Person #1 "Wanna go have some funsies?"
Person #2 "Whats funsies?"
Person #1 Goes for zipper
Person #2 "WTF?!!?!?" Runs away
Person #2 "Whats funsies?"
Person #1 Goes for zipper
Person #2 "WTF?!!?!?" Runs away
by Ken Singelby February 13, 2007