Ken Singelby's definitions

Feburaries

28 inch rims (refering to the 28 days in the month)

I just threw some feburaries on my Escalade

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

Chinese Air Mail

After sexing a woman, hold a small chinese man up over her chest and have him take a fresh hot dump from 3 feet above her body.

She had never heard of the Chinese Air Mail manuever, so I called my boy Ching Ling and together we conquered that bitch.

by Ken Singelby April 5, 2007

Funsies

When someone you are not attracted to tries to un-button your pants against your will with intentions of seeing some cock. May involve large amounts of alcohol.

Person #1 "Wanna go have some funsies?"
Person #2 "Whats funsies?"

Person #1 Goes for zipper
Person #2 "WTF?!!?!?" Runs away

by Ken Singelby February 13, 2007