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Seenus

When your out with someone elses wife/husband/spouse and they see you.
St. Peter: how did you die?
Joe: I died from Seenus
St. Peter: dont you mean sinusitis?
Joe: no, I mean Seenus, I was out with Bill's wife, and he Seenus.
by Ken Gman March 4, 2008
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chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.
Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?
by Ken Gman February 23, 2008
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cottonhead rattle moccosin

Mythical snake that inhabits the deep woods of Alabama. It rates up there with other wives tales to keep the kids out of the forrest.

Conjunction of cotton mouth, copperhead, rattle snake and water moccosin, all venomous snakes of Alabama.
Dont go near those woods, there might be a cottonhead rattle moccosin out there.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
mugGet the cottonhead rattle moccosinmug.

Californicator

1. Unwelcome guest in Arizona
2. Non Driving inbacile who comes to Az but never goes back home
3. Retard who uses turn lanes for passing cars on the right
4. That guy who thinks he has a cool car and doesnt realize normal people thinks he is a fucktard
5. Reckless driver that inspires you to get a bumper sticker that says "go back to California"
You can tell that car is being driven by a Californicator.
by Ken Gman March 6, 2008
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Panton Hug

Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??
by Ken Gman February 19, 2008
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Kunsan

Small town on the West Coast of South Korea. Home of the 8th Fighter Wing "Wolf Pack". The premier Fighter Squadrons 35th "Pantons" and 80th "Juvats".
My last duty station was at Kunsan AB, Korea.
by Ken Gman March 21, 2008
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possum on the half shell

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.
by Ken Gman March 5, 2008
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