Definitions by Kem mic

Cunt-riot 

One who displays and announces loudly a show of pratriotism, but is a total display of stupidity.

Trump is acting like a real cunt-riot.

Cunt-riot by Kem mic January 8, 2021

Crapsident 

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

Crapsident by Kem mic February 20, 2018