JTML!

An abbreviation for Jesus Take My Life!

When you feel like giving up because nothing seems to be going your way, you proclaim "JTML!"
Used in the same way as "FML", but it is a more appropriate. Based on Jonah 4:3.

Made popular by Kelly Trahan and her friends (LABC youth && HGBC youth.) >> FT4H!
"Dude, I got pulled over by a cop for speeding in a construction zone and I wasn't wearing my seat belt! -- JTML! "
by KellyT. July 09, 2010
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FT4H!

Fist to forehead!

In times of anger or frustration
many people put their fist to their forehand.
Must like a face palm, but ft4h's have more intensity.

Made popular by Kelly Trahan
It's becoming so popular she feels like she has to coin it on urban dictionary.
Your dog just chewed your new shoes..
--- "Really Rufus?!" (Does FT4H!)

I would like a number three.. no pickles.
--- Get's food.. bites into it. Tastes the nasty pickle.
---(FT4H!) " I SAID NO PICKLES!?"
by KellyT. July 08, 2010
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