Definitions by Kelly Jordan
Candace
That’s a load of Candace, dude.
What? That’s totally Candace!
You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.
I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.
Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.
What? That’s totally Candace!
You are acting like a freaking Candace right now, stop it.
I’m going full Candace on these people, seriously.
Did you hear about Jay getting fired? Total Candace.
Candace by Kelly Jordan October 20, 2025
Stealthie
The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way .
The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.
The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.
Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile!
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....
Stealthie by Kelly Jordan August 10, 2017