whaft shaft

when a man whafts the air from his shaft to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Phil got in from work and was wondering if he needed a shower... after a quick whaft shaft he realised he actually needed bleach

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015

Whaft shaft

The whaft of air from a males genitalia to his nose in order to smell it's cleanliness

Wife "hey honey do you need to take a shower before we go out?"

Husband "left me do a quick whaft shaft so I can assess the situation"

by Kellikellyp November 11, 2015

flarse

The skin between a ladies vagine(flange) and arse

flange & arse = FLARSE

Denise had been to work all day with tights on and was sweaty.
She especially had a stinky sweaty FLARSE

When Denise was wiping her bum she wiped the wrong way and got shit all over her FLARSE.
This should never be done!

by Kellikellyp December 15, 2013

Hatch an egg

Take a dump, cleanse ones colon, pass waste, lay a cable, drop the kids off at the pool, pass a turd, have a chod

Ohhh mate that vindaloo has left me with nuts guts! I'm desperate to hatch an egg!! lay a cable cleanse the colon take a dump have a shit nudge the fudge drop the kids off at the pool

by Kellikellyp August 11, 2016