lazyfat

laziness whereby you bring three beers from the fridge to the couch, so you don't have to get up again for awhile. And you hold your bladder till it just hurts and it's a commercial, but maximize your time up by having a cigarette, too.

Keith: Alicia will you get me a beer?
Alicia: Hell no, biatch, I'm lazyfat plus I've still got two here and you can't have one. Now pass me the bowl, punk.
Keith: Yes ma'am.
Alicia: And the cookies.