Keeper of Critters's definitions

Alternative facts

1. "Facts" believed by dumbfucks in their alternate reality.

2. Lies
3. Bullshit

A dumbfuck: "I wasn't lying! I was stating alternative facts!"
An intelligent person: "No, they weren't alternative facts, you were blatantly lying!"

by Keeper of Critters January 27, 2017

dumbfuckery

An act of extreme stupidity causing mayhem in one's own and especially others' lives on a very large scale.

Trump's dumbfuckery knows no limits.

by Keeper of Critters January 28, 2017