Definitions by Kea Van Embs

chalga

A word designating a kind of crappy Bulgarian sound that is based on pop and unintelligently (i.e. half-idiotically) manipulated ethno elements, and that pretends to be music, but cannot be farther away from it thanks to the zero artistic value it has. Singers are usually blond brainless girls with artifically enlarged lips and breasts (full of silicon) in order to hopelessly compensate for the lack of voice and artistic sense.

- Do you listen to chalga?
- No, I listen to music.

chalga by Kea Van Embs April 8, 2010

dickhead 

Dickhead is someone whose regular, upper head on his shoulders is dumber than his dick's head, so his real, functional head is actually his dick's head, therefore he is a dickhead.

- Oh, man, he said some birds go to south because they are restless.

- What a dickhead!

dickhead by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010

afterfucker 

Someone who afterfucks way too often.

- Hey, dude, what's that smell?

- I fucked a girl last night and then I fucked another girl.

- You, afterfucker!

afterfucker by Kea Van Embs April 7, 2010