assedness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of revenge.

I deserve all the assedness you can throw at me tonight because I handled life like an amateur.

by Kate Charlton May 29, 2008

Courtesy Blow Job

To give or receive a blowjob without any return on the favor.

After Jim took her to a nice dinner and the movie, Kerry gave him a courtesy blowjob and a peck on the cheek before he dropped her back at home.

Being on the rag, the best I could do was give him a courtesy blow job for his troubles.

by Kate Charlton September 26, 2008

smart-assyness

The act of being an ass, but with an undertone of mirth.

George: I'm sorry for the smart-assyness , but if it doesn't work out between us, do we still get to have great sex together?
Tracy: I'll think about it.

by Kate Charlton May 28, 2008