Definitions by Kartoffel

Declan 

An awesome guy who is cool with the ladies and makes them wet just by being in a 5 mile radius of him. He is also super good at games and super cool! Likes old wars and Has a hat, watch, and knife collection.

I wish I had a Declan inside me instead of this baby carrot. (Baby carrot: anyone who is not a DECLAN!!!)

Declan by Kartoffel May 22, 2016

Donald Trump's penis 

Small

Nothing is smaller then Donald Trump's penis.

Donald Trump's penis by Kartoffel May 22, 2016