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Definitions by Kars the immortal

Squid Pro Squo 

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes
Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.
The best 3D fighter it has a boxing kangaroo, a pillarmen, a Deviman, several cyborgs, a dinosaur, a panda, and an old man who can beat everyone with his bare fists what’s not to love
Guy 1 ever play Tekken? Guy 2. Nah that games too realistic mortal kombat is better Guy 1 electric wind god fist scrub!
Tekken by Kars the immortal August 4, 2018
The best 3D fighting game great characters awesome gameplay badass story awesome soundtrack it has everything did I mention you can punch a grizzly bear in the face and play as Satan with a forehead laser fucking boss as fuck is what Tekken is I can't wait to play Tekken 7 and kick people's asses as Akuma.
Tekken Jin is cool kazuya is cooler but heihachi is the freaking king of iron fist.
Tekken by Kars the immortal April 22, 2017