Kars the immortal 's definitions

Tekken

The best 3D fighting game great characters awesome gameplay badass story awesome soundtrack it has everything did I mention you can punch a grizzly bear in the face and play as Satan with a forehead laser fucking boss as fuck is what Tekken is I can't wait to play Tekken 7 and kick people's asses as Akuma.

Tekken Jin is cool kazuya is cooler but heihachi is the freaking king of iron fist.

by Kars the immortal April 22, 2017

Squid Pro Squo

The act of offering oral sex in exchange for squid ward memes

Sarah offered Jim a squid pro Squo because she ran out of good squid ward memes, Sarah has no shame.

by Kars the immortal December 10, 2019

Tekken

The best 3D fighter it has a boxing kangaroo, a pillarmen, a Deviman, several cyborgs, a dinosaur, a panda, and an old man who can beat everyone with his bare fists what’s not to love

Guy 1 ever play Tekken? Guy 2. Nah that games too realistic mortal kombat is better Guy 1 electric wind god fist scrub!

by Kars the immortal August 4, 2018