Dick Dag

When u have a little bit of poo on your helmet

Pete went camping on the weekend with his ‘mates’ and came home with sore knees, stretched ears and a dick dag

by Karlabrit April 29, 2018

Portarised

When someone has enough port to let loose

Victor never used swear words or told Peale they were a dick wit until he was portarised! Once he is portarised all bets are off!!!!

by Karlabrit November 03, 2021

Turkey vomit

The loud protracted sound made when forcefully vomiting. Normally associated with drunken young males.

Must a good night could hear you Turkey vomit from the other side of the house.

by Karlabrit January 08, 2015

Prefecating

The pain and distress experienced prior to defecating

Man I am Prefecating hard where's the toilet

by Karlabrit January 01, 2015

Excitified

To be excited and terrified at the same time

Wholly snapping turtles I start my new job Monday I am excitified

by Karlabrit November 29, 2017