Karl Jakob's definitions

Jewton

A futon owned by a person of the Jewish Decent.

Jewish Guy: "Dude check out this futon"
Other Guy: "Well if you buy it its officially a jewton."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Japtop

A laptop made in Japan.

"Duuude check out this laptop"
"Dude screw that. It's a freaking Japtop."

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008

Jart

When a gay person farts, and Jizz comes out of their ass; a Jart.

"Shit man!"
"What?"
"Trent is gay!"
"Yeah BS..."
"Nah I'm serious man! We were chillin at my place and he totally Jarted!"
"Ugh thats fuckin nasty!"

by Karl Jakob October 6, 2008