A femme Matt, binary. Gender specifically a female who is not as smart as she thinks she sounds. Sometimes with a proportioned head, which is rare among Matt’s. AKA Offensive.
That Mattress Staci is a real R in the morning especially when insufficiently caffeinated. She does have a huge following on that foot page on OnlyFans, there are a lot of Troy69s however. Not sure they all count.
by Karl Hungus March 29, 2023
When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.
That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.
by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024
Being Runyaned occurs when part of the large intestine's lowest section (rectum) slips outside the muscular opening at the end of the digestive tract (anus). While rectal prolapse may cause discomfort, it's rarely a medical emergency.
That dumb twat made all that money on OF for people paying to see her tight pink bleached asshole. The next step for her is to get into movies using that shit pipe. I bet her butthole is Runyaned in two weeks flat.
by Karl Hungus March 17, 2023
Wrapping your penis around your ring finger as if it was a ring to emulate a large grad ring. The better it bulges and has throbbing vessels is more than welcome as to bring great credit to the institution of the United States Military Academy. Most 'Ring knockers' are proud of their ring and the symbolism behind it. And you too can be proud when showing off your very own 'West Point Ring'. And if you have enough room on your dog, you can even write United States Military Academy West Point on it, for more flair add an onyx in the center.
The young Captain was more than eager to see the West Point Ring that I told him that we found in the men's locker room. When he got closer and saw that it was actually a handful of my meat whistle curled 'round my finger, he was more than impressed. Damn, Pat that is a hell of a ring ! Is there a year on it?
by Karl Hungus March 06, 2023
The act of urinating into a sleeping persons face to the point that they wake up. If the urinator is asked ‘What are you doing?’ The proper response would be ‘Pissin’. Also known as a Hellion Hello.
That lazy bastard Dean wouldn’t wake up for work so I gave him an Ambrose Alarm Clock. That got him up.
by Karl Hungus October 31, 2019
A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").
I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.
by Karl Hungus December 03, 2003
The stoopid network that blacks out my local HI-Definition broadcast during hockey season. Good for people that are still forced to watch low def sports.
by Karl Hungus November 05, 2004