Karl Hungus 's definitions

wolf (v)

1. to take down a huge hand in poker (i.e. winning a hand by a landslide, a full house vs. one pair.)

2. to make girls cream their panties once they set eyes on a person of the oppsite sex

1. He wolfed that pot, now he's sitting high with a boatload of chips.

2. You see Jaime wolf when she took a gander at Dick's huge cock.

by Karl Hungus February 16, 2004

OTTT

The sound and or proposition of a homosexual Russian to obtain a mouthful of cock so as the gag reflex is actually muffled by the breadth and depth of the intruding cock.

It is TK day again, You know that boner is back in his CHU waiting for his roommate ....OTTT...Giddens

by Karl Hungus January 11, 2023

PCCG

Perma-Closeted Christian Gay: Not that there is anything wrong with that. PCCG is a term used to identify a gay man, who is in the closet, permanently. And perpetrates a Christian ideology, but in the back of his mind he is bottom and a half, getting tooled out by a unfriendly bear. A PCCG is often found felt shamed and guilty for his carnal pleasures that are stowed away deep in his proverbial closet.

Tyler hip checked that PCCG this morning at work, I swear he busted chub then ran off to cleanse his pipes.

by Karl Hungus October 2, 2023

Magic Carpet Ride

Placing two to three sheets of toilet paper lengthwise along the long axis of the inspection shelf portion of a toilet. The purpose is to reduce the friction of stool as the toilet is flushed and virtually eliminate skid marks as the log goes down the flume.

That was the largest beef I have ever laid out. I am so glad I did a good pre-flight on that inspection shelf. That turd went for a magic carpet ride !

Please lay down a magic carpet when using the water closet, my back hurts and I am tired of scrubbing burn-outs off my porcelain. Danke !

by Karl Hungus February 5, 2023

Fuquet

When you just know you are better than fate, and irony and all that other predetermined or random nonsense that you just say 'Fuquet' chug some Wild Turkey and drive on into work. The world is yours to shit on, and you are above it all. The most self-important dumb bitch in county lock up with that big white ass that is screaming to get cracked open by the sisters.

Did you see that guy on the news? He got pulled for DUI on the drive to work. He told the cop 'it's ok, I'm on my way to the airfield, I'm the pilot'. Motherfucker just said Fuquet and did it live. Full send.

by Karl Hungus February 17, 2023

Rule of Roelofs

When an action does not take effect during a potential period of time, it is rolled off to the next more optimal window of opportunity. This is not a function of statistical probability, it is simply the way things are and cannot be explained by logic or mathematical analysis; it just happens that way.

That smarty pants tried to explain with a rationale of probability that day shift didn’t receive a call, and that this had zero impact on night shift getting call. You would think he had heard of the Rule of Roelofs. Apparently not.

by Karl Hungus April 24, 2024

dunch

A word that can replace any other word, regardless of the part of speech (ie as in the word "Smurf").

I dunched that bitch ass ho in her dunch.

by Karl Hungus December 3, 2003