19 definition by Karl Steiger

It doesn't mean to masturbate, it means to take a piss.
Keep watch for me, I need to shake the bishop's hand.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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I'm just going to go in the bedroom and stretch armstrong.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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Generic term for beer. Originates from The Simpsons cartoon series, where Duff is the brand of beer characters drink.
"Pass me that duff". "You bring the weed and I'll bring the duff!"
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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Slang for penis. Named after the famous bald lollipop-sucking fictitious TV detective played by Telly Savalas. See also dick and cock.
I strangle Kojak five times a day!!!
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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When someone tongues or licks their partner's anus. See bum job, bumjob or rimjob.
She gave me a butt job.
by Karl Steiger January 31, 2004

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