Long ago, in a distant land, a forbidden martial art was born—known by only one, practiced by none. The Lucas Cassesa Karate Chop—a devastating strike perfected through decades of focus—was forged by the discipline of chopping Chromebooks beside classmates. Mastery demanded silence, precision, and absolute zen. Only the chosen could wield its power.
“They laughed… until he unleashed the forbidden Lucas Cassesa Karate Chop.”
by KarateChopMaster June 24, 2025