Definitions by Kappa//

mcdonalds internet

Used to describe a poor internet connection, usually among players of competitive online games.

Person 1: I lost because of that guy's McDonalds internet, it was so laggy

Person 2: No johns

mcdonalds internet by Kappa// August 21, 2016

ironic meme 

ironic memes are humorous images circulated in various circles on the internet (primarily tumblr, ifunny, and dedicated facebook pages) known for their bizarre and avant-garde nature and frequent use of stock photos, lowercase letters, Comic Sans MS and the like. as the name suggests they express deep levels of irony and sarcasm, and there is a marked link between creators of ironic memes and mental disorders (typically depression).

1: Did you see that ironic meme?

2: Yeah dude, where they just posted an image of a cylinder? It was kinda funny because of how ridiculous it was.

ironic meme by Kappa// June 7, 2016

Tomodachi Life 

The Sims and Animal Crossing had sex in an apartment, and the resulting child was the addicting monstrosity that is Tomodachi Life - a life-sim video game where you attend to an island filled with Mii characters living very odd and seemingly boring lives. The best part is the food descriptions, though.

Girl: Dude, how long have you been playing Tomodachi Life
Guy: *checks watch* Oh God - five hours without a break.

Tomodachi Life by Kappa// July 10, 2014