Kalin Settle's definitions

Dirty Porcupine

When for whatever reason you have stiches on your penis and you have anal sex with some one.

DUDE! Lastnight i totally got these stiches just so i could give people dirty porcupines.

by kalin settle June 17, 2006

Dirty Diego

When you take a dump on someones chest, and draw a smiley face with it. Then, you take a wet nap and smear it around until it is wiped up and you mess is all gone.

While aunt boots was ridin' dirty i gave her a Dirty Diego while i rubbed kelly's red hairy nipples and rubbed her bush.

by Kalin Settle August 30, 2008