Definitions by Kale H

wtm 

what the masturbate.
a play on wtf (what the fuck)
usually used in place of wtf.
but can be for any variety of words.

Dude: "Hey bud! Do you like my new shirt?"
Dude #2: "WTM! Dude why did you buy that? It's fugly."

wtm by Kale H September 16, 2007