Definitions by Kaiser William III

Femsome 

The combination of the words female and wholesome to become the opposite of Femdom. In which a woman is comforting and friendly rather than mean and domineering but she also maintains a sexual presence.

Friend 1: how have you been mate?
Friend 2: not too good, I've been having a rough day, I think I'll go see a Femsome and try and cheer myself up. She's very comforting you know.

Femsome by Kaiser William III May 21, 2020

Full Plate Jimmy Hat 

Plate armour for your penis to offer protection often used in a high risk high reward scenario

Oh dear, I'm about to fight this monster and I have an erection. I best wear my full plate jimmy hat

Full Plate Jimmy Hat by Kaiser William III November 26, 2018

Taffy-cloth 

An Welsh man who isn't afraid of fighting in battle, but is afraid of a woman (Romantically)

Owen's a Taffy-cloth, he fought the Zulus but he avoids Dona, he can't even look at her

Taffy-cloth by Kaiser William III July 17, 2016