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Var-read

(pronounced: Vair-red)
To leave someone on read, especially at the most unconventional moments.

"So how was your day? <3"
*Read: 3 days ago*

"Oh my god, he just var-read me."
"Really?? You should dump him."

Var-read by KEONFUCIUS February 13, 2017

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The action of removing one's organs while they are alive, using no anesthesia.

"Did you hear about the live organ harvesting situation in China? "
"Yeah, I want to vomit every time i hear about it."

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