Definitions by K.g. Enn

Newton 

Newton is the surname of a group of charming individuals originating from " le Terre Haute" or " the highlands" of the Midwestern United States. This group consists mostly of civic minded, high functioning aristocrats with a love for pudding based desserts and communal pancake breakfasts. Physical features include; strong jawline, determined chin, special emphasis on straight white teeth and large foreheads. Common hangouts include; chili cook offs, college campuses, dunking booths, school fundraisers, Baesler's Market, the local 841, white elephant Christmas parties, the dessert table and funeral homes.

"Will there be any Newtons at this party?"

"Probably, keep an eye out for people with large foreheads and white teeth hovering around the Mormon funeral potato casserole."

Newton by K.g. Enn July 7, 2017

Hollywood Hogan 

A hug line of cocaine, typically done with steroid freaks with tribal tattoos.

"Yo! We were checking out our huge lats in the mirror, then Pretty Ricky just busts out a Hollywood Hogan. Grade A Columbian."

Hollywood Hogan by K.g. Enn August 12, 2014