K Mart's definitions

armpit toupee

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

by K Mart May 4, 2008

viagra falls

When you have an erection lasting more than six hours and it finally comes down.

He popped so much viagra that he was up all night waiting for viagra falls.

by K Mart May 1, 2008

vagina rip

rip you get on your pants right between your legs causing vagina-like hole

Man, I got a vagina rip in my new pair of pants!

by K Mart May 4, 2008