Definitions by Justin Redman

tonsil boxing 

Giving a girl the shaft.. the deep shaft.. the kind where you grab the back of her head and make sure the back of her throat (tonsil-area) gets knocked around like a punching bag

Man, one more round of tonsil-boxing out of Melissa, and my victory champagne will go all over her!

tonsil boxing by Justin Redman January 29, 2004

snowman 

A woman of particular build resembling a snowman when viewed from all angles. The snowman is usually seen wielding a cookie sheet with fudge squares strategically placed on the sheet. (The snowman is typically a mother).

Hey Imel, can you get the snowman to make me some fudge?

snowman by Justin Redman January 3, 2004

Springer gut 

The gut of death. When viewed from the side, it looks like the person who has the gut is having a baby. This gut seems to make shirts keep themselves lifted, and typically, one has to cut holes in sheets in order to wear clothes with such a gut.

Hey, poppy seed boy, show us your Springer gut!

Springer gut by Justin Redman January 3, 2004