2 definitions by Justin O. C.
Kuler, a gigantic brown and purple ape. It stands at 6'9'' tall, and weighs 550 lbs. There is only one living member of this species known to exist. It is theorized to exist somewhere in the Florida keys. Normally a docile creature, but is easy to anger. When provoked the Kuler slips into a tantric frenzy, attempting to penetrate any moist spot with it's pulsing green johnson.
Oh, for the love of Christ, look at the size of that Kuler's johnson.
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
Dear Vishnu, save me from this raging Kuler.
Mom, can I keep this Kuler?
by Justin O. C. September 27, 2006
A device or gizmo used to clean and degrotify elderly vagina's. Shaped like a spoon, the batteries inside make a rotary motion, spinning the head at a constant 30 rpm's.
What is that rancid smell? Tell gram to use her Mobel.
Hey Ma, come check out the new episode of 24. Wait, not before you use your Mobel!
Hey Ma, come check out the new episode of 24. Wait, not before you use your Mobel!
by Justin O. C. September 27, 2006