Definitions by Justin Cyder
News
noun (usually used ironically)
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
Archaic: “new” information about the world at large. Often fact-based and relevant.
Current: Opinionated propaganda designed to obfuscate facts in favour of one political ideology or another. Also pointless information about prominent media figures.
“In today’s news, Donald Trump said something racist.”
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
“In today’s news, we should invade Iraq because they might have a nuke”
“In today’s news, Kylie Jenner almost named her child “Rose””
News by Justin Cyder March 14, 2019
Beaver Creek
A social gathering where attractive young women greatly outnumber the men.
Direct opposite of a Cockfest.
Direct opposite of a Cockfest.
Her party last night was a huge Beaver Creek! The ratio there must've been 5 hot girls for every guy!
Beaver Creek by Justin Cyder January 15, 2011