Juris Stakens's definitions

Judocracy

A political system where the person in charge is not determined via an election, but rather through a judo tournament.

-“Have you heard? Eric wants to be the president.”
-“In this judocracy, I think he has a chance, have you seen how much he has been gooning recently? His right arm is the size of my dog.”

by Juris Stakens May 20, 2024