Junkyard Squirrel's definitions
1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these
1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
2. Stop bitching about those shoes!
3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.
4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!
Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!
Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Get the Bitch mug.One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
Get the Heywood Jablome mug.A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.
You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!
Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
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