Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
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Punk Ass

Acting like a bitch, thinking you're cool. Is a mix between being punk and an ass.
You: Look at that guy. He can do flips.
Me: I wish i could do that. I can do many things, but not this.
I remember that we found 100 dollars one summer.
You: Next to being a Punk ass, that's the only thing I've ever done.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
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Claws

Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.
Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 29, 2010
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