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Abercrombie Boy

A male version of an Abercrombie Bitch. Is usually very muscled and wears ONLY Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing. They are very stuck up and think they are waaay better than others. Some were obese and have been verbally abused. Due to the abuse, they have lost lots of weight and become these horrible excuses for models.
Me: Look at that Abercrombie Boy. Ugh, people like him make me sick.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
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Heywood Jablome

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.
Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer is an act where somebody shits on their soon-to-be ex's chest and rub their ass back and forth on their chest like a steamroller. This act is usually for revenge.
Me: Did you hear?!
You: What?
Me: Katie had a Cleveland steamer done to her last night by her now ex-boyfriend Michael!
You: Hell, no!
Me: It was horrible. A shower won't work. She's gotta go to a carwash to get rid of the smell.

You: Poor Katie.
---Meanwhile---
Michael- That stupid bitch deserved it! i suspected her of cheating. I didn't need Maury. i know!! THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MESS WITH MICHAEL!!!

Katie didn't cheat, and she returned the act, but two obese men did it for her. Michael is now the worst smelling man in America, and no girl will go out with him. Hell, no girl will go near him.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 17, 2010
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