Junkyard Squirrel's definitions
A male version of an Abercrombie Bitch. Is usually very muscled and wears ONLY Abercrombie & Fitch brand clothing. They are very stuck up and think they are waaay better than others. Some were obese and have been verbally abused. Due to the abuse, they have lost lots of weight and become these horrible excuses for models.
Me: Look at that Abercrombie Boy. Ugh, people like him make me sick.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
You: He is so hot. NOT!!! He probably had lots of plastic surgery or something to look like that, worse than how he looked a year ago.
Me: What do you mean?
You: I mean, he's Jack!
Me: Whaaaat?!!
You: Yeah. He became a stuck up Abercrombie Boy when Cassie said he looked like a whale. He lost 120 pounds and now weighs 60 pounds. Way too light for a 15-year-old.
Me: I can't believe he became one of these... these... these whores!
You: I know! He's so mean now. He says he's better than everyone else.
Me: he so is not!
You: Well, he's an Abercrombie Boy now. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Get the Abercrombie Boymug. Sharp, usually curved nails. Is made of keratin, which is found in skin and hair. Many carnivorous animals have claws that they use to kill prey. When people think of claws, most people think of cats due to their claws. Many fictional animals have claws too, such as dragons, chupacabras, and werewolves.
Me: Whoa, look at those claws!
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
You: Wow!! i mean, that chupacabra ripped that guy apart!
Me: Oh fu-
You: It's coming for us!!
Me:Run!!!
You: Oh, wait, he's going for that cow.
Me:what a relief.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Get the Clawsmug. The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.
Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
Get the THIS IS SPARTA!mug.