Definitions by Junkyard Squirrel

Bitch 

1. Female dog
2. Whine
3. Girl who is evil to her boyfriend/husband
4. Servant, usually a pimp has many of these

1. Katie's bitch is having puppies!

2. Stop bitching about those shoes!

3. You: My wife is such a bitch.
Me: Why?
You: Before our marriage, she would do anything to give me pleasure, and yesterday she didn't give me a blowjob. Instead, she cheated on me.
Me: What a real bitch.

4. Pimp: I need to get drunk. Bitch! Get me some whiskey. Other bitch! I have Blue Balls so give me a blowjob!

Third bitch! I need you to do a Cleveland Steamer on a rival pimp!

Fourth Bitch! Go get me a Porn Star to perform for me! Now, bitches!

Bitch by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010

Heywood Jablome 

One of those fake names used during Prank Calls like Ben Dover. Stands for "Hey, would ya blow me?" Means Blowjob.

Officer: Sir, you are under arrest for possession of two tons of marijuana in your pants. May I have your name?
Guy: Uh... Heywood Jablome?
Whore across the street: Of course, honey! I'll be right over!

Heywood Jablome by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010

THIS IS SPARTA! 

The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.

Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.

THIS IS SPARTA! by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010