What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!
We run to the alley
Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 06, 2010
Get the Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitchmug. The best line in the whole universe. Use it when you are going to deliver a finishing move on somebody you completely hate.
Class Bully- Take this, you stupid Star Trek nerd!
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
Nerd- Please, no!
You- I hate him more than you do. (you kick the nerd)
Nerd starts crying
You about to give him a broken rib- THIS IS SPARTA!!
the nerd goes through the floor and into the worst school lunches ever.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 28, 2010
Get the THIS IS SPARTA!mug. Me: I dare you to find this word in Webster's dictionary, and I'll look in the Urban Dictionary.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
You: Alright!
(Goes on for five minutes)
You: I can't find it!
Me: It's in the urban dictionary. See, it's better than Webster's.
You: You are so right.
by Junkyard Squirrel July 30, 2010
Get the Urban Dictionarymug.