Juni Wolfen's definitions

clockstopper

People-watching term. A clockstopper is a person who is so horrendously ugly that they can stop time.

Cover your watch! Here comes a clockstopper!

by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005

goach

A cheap knock-off of a designer handbag. A combination of the names "Gucchi" and "Coach". Ususally painfully obvious that the bag is a fake.

Look at her flaunting that goach like she's all that. What a moron.

by Juni Wolfen August 25, 2005

megatard

A combonation of the words "mega" and "retard". Often used as an insult whenever someone says something very obvious or very stupid.

"My friend just asked me what the difference is between third degree murder and third degree burns."

“I don’t know why you hang out with that megatard.”

by Juni Wolfen July 27, 2005

tanarexic

A person who is addicted to tanning booths, tanning cream, the sun, etc. Often looks like Oompa Loompa.

Claire had been tanning so much that she became tanarexic, and the color of a pumpkin.

by Juni Wolfen September 6, 2005