Definitions by Jumbo Jumba

Dried Masturbation 

When someone or something masterbates with their clothes on. People usually do this in public, while nobody is paying attention to them.

Mike: That guy sitting at the back of the gym had some Dried Masturbation while he was sitting there looking at the girls big booty.

Jake: I know, right?

Mike: Yeah, haha.

Dried Masturbation by Jumbo Jumba June 4, 2009