Definitions by Julz Humpty-Hump

asshole crumble 

Asshole crumble: Unlike the delicious dessert dish of similar nomenclature, this crumble is inedible and, to be honest, smelly. Appearing when a poo isn't entirely flushed away, these disgusting turd-curds will cheerily repopulate an otherwise fresh toilet bowl (leaving a gag-worthy surprise for the next hapless user).

Could you please double-flush next time? I can't bear to be blind-sided by another one of your (famous) asshole crumbles like that. Gross

asshole crumble by Julz Humpty-Hump August 28, 2010

Duck Butteries

A wet, frantic sounding fart that when done correctly sounds not unlike a duck being run over by a steamroller (this particular type of fart usually portends the coming of poo)

Who just cut a sick duck butteries? Better check for poo on that one!

Duck Butteries by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010

vaggin' 

To be really awesome or, at the least, highly satisfactory (in the way that vaginas are really awesome...implicitly).

Hey, those new shoes you bought are totally vaggin'.

vaggin' by Julz Humpty-Hump August 26, 2010