by Julius Fitzpatrick January 29, 2018
Get the Ralph mug.(noun) — A young man who refuses beer in favor of sweet, sugary beverages, often served in ironic cups and sipped with misplaced confidence. The Bimp believes Moscato is masculine and that mango vapes pair well with “just chillin’.” A walking contradiction: testosterone in theory, syrup in practice.
Josh posted up by the fire pit, swirling sweet wine in a red Solo cup and ripping his vape between sips. When offered a beer, he winced. “Too bitter,” he said. That’s when we knew—he was a full-blown Bimp.
by Julius Fitzpatrick August 02, 2025
Get the Bimp mug.(noun) — A young man who turns down a beer, often under the delusion that seltzer, cider or other gay shit are acceptable beverage choices for an individual with Y chromosomes. Commonly found avoiding anything with hops and bravado, the Bimp is nature’s reminder that not every lad is cut from the same rugged cloth. See also: “half pint,” “buzzkill,” and “designated disappointment.”
“Josh sat in the corner, sipping sweet wine from a Solo cup and chiefing his vuse like an infant with it’s pacifier—classic Bimp behavior.”
by Julius Fitzpatrick August 02, 2025
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General beverage descriptor indicating that one lacks the capacity to distinguish between or articulate nuance in flavor.
General beverage descriptor indicating that one lacks the capacity to distinguish between or articulate nuance in flavor.
by Julius Fitzpatrick August 27, 2018
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