Julio Augustine's definitions

Charlie Crist

Getting married to hide the fact you're gay

The gov. of Florida is pulling a Charlie Crist to further his career

by Julio Augustine December 9, 2008

ENSMP/bb

ENSMP/bb. An Acronym meaning Elitist Notorious Spunk Monkey Posse with banana bandanas. A loose knit affiliation of news-junkies often found flying in a vulture formation over missives printed on Tampa Bay Online (TBO). Members are from all walks of life and all ages. Club was originally formed due to the disgust with gang activity reporting printed on TBO. Charter members are known to drink beer and eat wings.

The ENSMP/bb, through their wisdom and incessant wry whit, may very well change the world for the better by critiquing stories as seen on TBO

by Julio Augustine August 27, 2009

Gov O mint

(noun) A breath freshener necessary to remove the shame of being orally raped by Uncle Sam.

Wow, after watching the HB 2010~Appropriation Bill live on CSPAN for the past 5 hours, I need chew on a handful of "Gov O mints" and roll around in a pile of whores or my wife will know I've been cheating.

by Julio Augustine November 17, 2010