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Definitions by Jules Winnefield
updog
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A code word for
jizz
, (also a really
lame
joke
)
Person 1
: You have updog on your
shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your
mouth
!
updog
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Jules Winnefield
December 23, 2008
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artifact
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A piece of
useless shit
saved
to look at in the
future
.
The
Smithsonian
found an 2000-
year
old Egyptian
dog
carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact
artifact
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Jules Winnefield
December 23, 2008
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