Definitions by Jules Winnefield

updog

A code word for jizz, (also a really lame joke)

Person 1: You have updog on your shirt
Person 2: Shut up or I'll updog in your mouth!

updog by Jules Winnefield December 23, 2008

A piece of useless shit saved to look at in the future.

The Smithsonian found an 2000-year old Egyptian dog carcass and put it in the Museum as an artifact