Swan dive

When you need to poo so badly, you run to the bathroom, drop your drawers and poo mid sitting down.

I had to go so bad, I ran up three flights of stairs and took a swan dive as soon as I got to the can.

by Jujunum July 28, 2013

Gart

When you fart with your intestine and your sphincter simultaneously, like Tibetan throat singing, only with your ass.

Jim shouldn't have eaten taco bell, he can't stop garting when he shits.

by Jujunum February 22, 2015