Gaywood

When a woman cannot satisfy you so you have to run into the bathroom and rub one out.
Kevin was so drunk last night he pulled a gaywood on that girl.
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 16, 2009
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Fat Cock

Something that your dad does not want to be known as.
Son: Fat Cock!

Dad: Don't call me that!
by Juggy-E-Fresh June 17, 2009
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