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Definitions by Judas Longfellow

Zealosopher 

A person who has just learned something new and immediately believes they understand it better than anyone else. They argue their perspective with newfound confidence, often without full mastery of the subject.
“Dave started reading about quantum mechanics yesterday, and now he’s lecturing us like he’s Einstein. Total zealosopher.”

Enflamatic

Someone who becomes intensely passionate, argumentative, and borderline evangelical about a topic, often to the point of being overbearing. Their enthusiasm burns hot and fast, leaving no room for dissent.
“I mentioned that I prefer Android, and suddenly Jake went full enflamatic about Apple’s superiority.”

Enflamatic

Someone who becomes intensely passionate, argumentative, and borderline evangelical about a topic, often to the point of being overbearing. Their enthusiasm burns hot and fast, leaving no room for dissent.
“I mentioned that I prefer Android, and suddenly Jake went full Enflamatic about Apple’s superiority.”

Bithams bridge 

Bit between the genitals and arsehole
Getting shot at bithams bridge