Definitions by Juan loves sammiches

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk man seems kinda gay

me: how are you
god: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk rn

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020

R U N 

R U N F R O M M E (AKA: harda dadi)

i R U N across the street trying to escape ur moist toes.

R U N by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020

s o i l 

"DON’T YOU DARE STEP FOOT ON OUR AMERICAN SOIL" -albert 2020
S O I L

C O M M U N I S T S O I L

s o i l by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Its pretty self-explanatory,

its ironically one of the longest words in the English dictionary and its the fear of long words.

guy 1: "I have the fear of long words."
guy 2: "You mean Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?"
guy 1: "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020