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Definitions by Juan Tufrefor

Schwifty 

Schwifty - The act of behaving in a truly random style, no matter the consequences.

Being Schwifty can be a positive thing if the random act has a positive outcome. However as we all know about chaos theory, randomness often comes with extremely bad negative consequences.
You did a Schwifty act there and it just got us out of trouble.

You're being so Schwifty at this moment in time, I cannot trust the amount of Schwifty behaviour has been displayed here.
Schwifty by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018

kamikaze cock dive 

When you lube your girlfriend's legs pussy and your own cock. Stand on the tallest wardrobe you have and aim to crash land into her little pearl harbour.

*Caution: Only to be used in seriously sadist relationships.
Me: Four tubes of baby oil, three tubes of lube and a 6 foot jump to the promise land. Here comes to the kamikaze cock dive.

GF: Legs open for take off.
kamikaze cock dive by Juan Tufrefor November 23, 2018