Juan Schwarz's definitions
"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."
"What's that?"
"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."
"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."
"Yep."
"What's that?"
"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."
"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."
"Yep."
by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008
Get the muddy zebramug.